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put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

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[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

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I ask myself this question every day.

I ask myself this question every day.

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everybody go home you win all the internets

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